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Nestled beside the feline is a canvas tote stuffed with yarn balls and wooden knitting needles, trailing leafy ivy vines, a warm coffee mug, and a stack of classic books titled *KNIT*, *CROCHET*, *GOOD FRIENDS*, and *HAPPY THOUGHTS*. 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