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Crafted from a premium, ultra-soft cotton-poly fleece blend, it features a plush interior to keep you warm, a cozy double-lined hood with matching drawstrings, a spacious front kangaroo pocket for chilly hands or extra skeins, and snug ribbed cuffs to lock in heat. 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