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Crafted from a premium, heavy-weight cotton-poly fleece blend, it features a cozy double-lined hood with matching drawstrings, a spacious front kangaroo pocket to keep hands warm or stash extra yarn skeins, and sturdy ribbed cuffs and hem to lock in heat. 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