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Printed on premium Comfort Colors garment-dyed cotton—famous for its incredibly soft, pre-shrunk, broken-in feel—this relaxed-fit tee offers effortless comfort with a vintage look you'll love from the very first wear. The bold navy artwork creates beautiful contrast against the crisp White garment-dyed fabric, making it easy to pair with jeans, leggings, cosy cardigans, or your favourite handmade crochet accessories.\u003cbr\u003e### Perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Crocheters and fibre artists who love sarcastic crafting humour\u003cbr\u003e😂 Makers who know crochet is the best stress relief after a long day\u003cbr\u003e🤍 Fans of Comfort Colors garment-dyed tees with a relaxed vintage feel\u003cbr\u003e☕ Everyday wear for crochet meetups, yarn shops, craft fairs, coffee dates, and cosy stitching sessions\u003cbr\u003e🎁 A hilarious gift for crocheters, yarn lovers, fibre artists, crochet mums, and anyone with a wonderfully twisted sense of humour\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e### Why you'll love it:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Funny \"Crochet Because Murder Is Wrong\" design featuring a vintage-inspired crocheter illustration with witty typography\u003cbr\u003e✔ Authentic Comfort Colors® quality made from 100% ring-spun, garment-dyed cotton for exceptional softness and a relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e✔ High-definition vintage-style artwork with bold contrast that looks great on the classic garment-dyed fabric\u003cbr\u003e✔ Pre-shrunk fabric with durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting comfort and everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e✔ Signature YarnMerch quality created especially for crafters who believe laughter and crochet are the perfect combination\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen life gets tangled, grab your hook instead of your temper. 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